Favorite this joke "What is your brother's name?"
Little Jane: "I don't know yet. We can't understand a word he says."
"What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?"
"My wife put it there to remind me to take a letter to the Post Office."
"And did you mail it?"
"No, she forgot to give me the letter."
"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"
"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."
"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"
A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.
The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.
The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"
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