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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 422
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 480.00
$7.00 won 4 votes

"I'm suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep."

"Why don't your try talking to yourself?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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"Why is it that a judge has so little time left for himself?"

"I suppose it's because he is so busy."

"Wrong. It's because he hands out so much time to other people."

2 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
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Teacher: "Walter, spell FROG."

Walter (rather frightened): "F-R, F-R..."

Then the boy sitting in back of him stuck him with a pin and Walter yelled, "Oh gee!"

Teacher: "Correct!"

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
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The manager of a touring theatrical company emailed the owner of the theater in a small town where his company was due to appear.

"Would like to hold rehearsal next Monday afternoon at three. Have your stage manager, carpenter, property man, electrician, and all stage hands present at that hour."

A few seconds later he received the following reply: "All right. He'll be there."

4 votes

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