Man: Baby, you so fine, I want to be different and give you this here line.
Woman: This ain't a line, this is a folded up piece of paper!
Man: Please open the paper and say what you see.
Woman: What is this, all I see is a line???!!!
Man: Yes, and if you put it to your ear, it will be a line you never heard before!
My diary has had some very interesting entries during Corona-virus. As a sportsman, many of my entries during the suspension of sports have been sport oriented...
For example, here is my entry for April 17, 2020: “Day 37 of no sports. Watching birds fight over worms. Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.”