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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 388
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 713.00
$9.00 won 8 votes

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.

"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."

"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend, "it's your cow."

8 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?"

"Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn't listen."

11 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 12 votes

Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.

The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."

12 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 10 votes

I’m the best man at my buddy’s second wedding.

Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with, “Welcome back everyone!”?

10 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |