Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”
"He came from heaven, Johnny.”
“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"
In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"