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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1093
# of followers : 3
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eligible jokes to win : 5
Location: United States
won: $ 1041.00
$15.00 won 2 votes

A group of etymologists has discovered the two root words of the word 'politics'.

Greek polu-, from polus, meaning much, many.

Tick: Any of numerous small bloodsucking parasitic arachnids of the family Ixodidae, many of which transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.

Make your own conclusions.

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$9.00 won 3 votes

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of the suspect.

On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

3 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$25.00 won 4 votes

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.

"I'd like a little brother," a boy said.

"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother?"

"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on the dog."

4 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$10.00 won 1 votes

Men are like fine wine...

They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

1 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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