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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1544
# of followers : 5
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eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1489.00
$50.00 won 3 votes
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At a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still be driving, she pulled up to him, rolled down the window and said, "Excuse me, sir...

My husband walked over, "How can I help you?"

"What year is it?" she asked.

Feeling sorry for her, he replied, kindly, "It's 2022, ma'am."

The lady looked at him strangely and said, "No, your car. What year is your car?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "merk" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer and he hear a "Dear Harold."

At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, why did you call God 'Harold'?"

The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, 'Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.'"

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |
$12.00 won 2 votes
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David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called.

A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, "Get me out!"

"Don't worry," David replied, "maintenance should be sending somebody."

"They did," said the voice.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

Engineering classes at the University of Maryland are tough, and struggling students sometimes go to extremes in order to pass. Grading exams one semester, I got to this question: "What is the relationship between kinetic and potential energy?"

One student, obviously stumped, decided to get clever and wrote, "As far as I know, they're just friends, but there could be something else going on there."

2 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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