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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1544
# of followers : 5
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eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1489.00
$10.00 won 2 votes

At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."

"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.

"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food, and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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A group of etymologists has discovered the two root words of the word 'politics'.

Greek polu-, from polus, meaning much, many.

Tick: Any of numerous small bloodsucking parasitic arachnids of the family Ixodidae, many of which transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.

Make your own conclusions.

2 votes

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$9.00 won 3 votes

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of the suspect.

On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

3 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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