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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1161
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 1093.00
$25.00 won 1 votes
 

A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor.

She asked her mother, "What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?"

Sighing, her mother answered: "Someone sells them to your father, dear."

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

I was teaching my Grade 1 class to tell time using a conventional analog clock. "We'll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand," I explained.

One of the students interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's ten minutes to 38."

1 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "merk" |
$25.00 won 2 votes

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

"Reverend," said the young man, "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

2 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out...

Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.

Active socially: Drinks heavily.

Alert to company developments: An office gossip.

Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.

Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the neck.

Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to disappear.

Happy: Paid too much.

Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.

Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.

Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |