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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1093
# of followers : 3
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eligible jokes to win : 5
Location: United States
won: $ 1041.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.

So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.

He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"

"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes
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When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.

"Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?"

The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger."

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$12.00 won 1 votes

One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer." The bartender served the man his drink and said, "That will be four dollars." The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."

So the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep.

Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "This is a Singles Bar."

1 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |