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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1544
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1489.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.

So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.

He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"

"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes
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When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.

"Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?"

The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger."

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.

"What took you so long, son?" he asked.

"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."

"How?"

"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at eight o'clock."

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |