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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$25.00 won 28 votes
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A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.

28 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

13 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane.

Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the over-sized luggage. "When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I don't have this problem."

The flight attendant smiled, "When you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."

13 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Doctor: Your Liver is enlarged.

Patient: Does that mean it has space for more whisky?

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "mickey" |