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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$9.00 won 14 votes

Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

"My sergeants are wonderful", said one soldier.

"I wish I could say the same about mine," said the other.

"You could if you could lie as I do."

14 votes

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$50.00 won 11 votes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?"

Whereas a psychologist will say, "Thank you for sharing that with us."

11 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion.

The engineer says, "I'm surprised to see you still looking so young. I'd have thought listening to people's problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles."

The psychiatrist says, "You think we listen?"

12 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?

A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!

8 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "mickey" |