Some people say that I'm superficial...

But that's just on the surface.

When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy...

When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.

A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one problem - it wasn't open.

So I jotted down the name for another day. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant and took a peek at what I'd written.

"That's not the name of the restaurant," he said, pointing to the sign over the door. "That's Spanish for 'Closed on Mondays.'"