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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1517
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 913.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps.

"What's wrong now Bob," asked Bill.

Bob replies, "They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for."

"Yeah, so what's the problem with that," asks Bill.

Bob sighs, "Well, it seems I'm best suited for unemployment."

2 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool."

Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of someone signing his name and forgetting to write the letter."

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

What is unique about Humans?

Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 2 votes
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A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him.

Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented.

The Pastor responded by saying, "I usually am called the 'shepherd of the sheep'... but you know you people better than I do."

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |