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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1367
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 732.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

"What's this about, Mom?" she asks.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," the mother answers.

"Is it working?" her daughter asks.

"Yes and no," her mom replies. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 2 votes
 

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift.

"Aha," she thought, "I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present."

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, "A spider." His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. "I really want a spider," responded Johnny.

Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, "Do you sell spiders?"

"We sure do," was the response.

"How much do they cost?"

"$50.00," said the clerk.

Somewhat taken aback, Johnny's father said, "That's too expensive. I'm sure I can find something cheaper on the web."

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |