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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1517
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 913.00
$7.00 won 2 votes
 

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift.

"Aha," she thought, "I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present."

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, "A spider." His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. "I really want a spider," responded Johnny.

Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, "Do you sell spiders?"

"We sure do," was the response.

"How much do they cost?"

"$50.00," said the clerk.

Somewhat taken aback, Johnny's father said, "That's too expensive. I'm sure I can find something cheaper on the web."

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 1 votes

Tourist: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffaloes."

Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd.'"

Tourist: "Heard what?"

Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffaloes."

Tourist: "Sure, I've heard of buffaloes. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

1 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?”

So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.

1 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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