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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1517
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 913.00
$10.00 won 2 votes

I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"

I replied, "Not at all."

"Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 1 votes

A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."

He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.

After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."

"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.

"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."

1 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 2 votes
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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "Close Enough."

2 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |