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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1367
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 732.00
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

What is the cause of most computer problems?

It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

4 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

Last year I entered a marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

I replied, "You really want to know?"

Then I dropped out of the race.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her day.

She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work.

When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, honey."

"Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |