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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1367
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 732.00
$8.00 won 5 votes

If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...

Would that cause a crime wave?

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.

Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half and it snapped with a loud crack.

Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside..."

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$6.00 won 4 votes
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The tot had just been put to bed for the umpteenth time and his mother's patience was wearing thin.

"I don't want to hear you call 'Mother' one more time!" she warned him sternly.

After a few minutes of quiet, a small voice came from upstairs, "Mrs. Jones? Can I have a drink of water?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

During his wedding rehearsal, the groom approached his pastor with an unusual offer. "I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows, and leave out the 'love, honor, obey, and forsake all others' part." He pressed a $100 bill in the pastor's hand and walked away with a satisfied smile.

On the day of the wedding, the groom was feeling pretty pleased when the pastor got to the part where the vows are exchanged. The pastor looked him in the eye and asked, "Will you promise to bow before her, obey whatever command she gives, fulfill her every wish, serve her breakfast each morning, and swear before God that you'll not look at another woman as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked astonished, but he finally said "Yes" in a tiny voice. He then leaned in toward the pastor and whispered, "I thought we had a deal?"

The pastor pressed the $100 bill back into his hand and whispered in return, "She made me a much better offer."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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