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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1367
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 732.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

Little Emily was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"

Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another one."

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$12.00 won 3 votes

A truck loaded with Vick’s VapoRub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$9.00 won 7 votes

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste.

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$6.00 won 4 votes

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.

"We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is, in this country we are all free."

Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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