wadejagz Profile

Image
 

wadejagz

User Details

Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1517
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 913.00
$9.00 won 7 votes

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste.

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.

"We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is, in this country we are all free."

Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 6 votes
 

Two mothers met for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"

"To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!" says Ruth. "She doesn't get out of bed until 11. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? Ha! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."

"Oh! What a shame. And how about your daughter?"

"Ah! Now there's a lucky girl. She has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy whatever she needs, and in the evening he always takes her out to dinner at a nice restaurant."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 1 votes
 

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"

"That's great," his wife said.

"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |