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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1367
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 732.00
$7.00 won 3 votes

A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked, "Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphonies and perhaps you can advise me how to get started."

Mozart said, "The best advice I can give you is to wait until you are older and more experienced, and try your hand at less ambitious pieces to begin with."

The young man looked astonished. "But, Herr Mozart, you yourself wrote symphonies when you were considerably younger than I."

"Ah," said Mozart, "but I did so without asking advice."

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A good speech needs a good beginning and a good ending...

... and they should be as close together as possible.

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Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.

When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye, Matey!"

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