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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1274.00
$25.00 won 3 votes

My five-year-old son is crazy about cars so I took him to his first car show. He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels. But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.

“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$50.00 won 6 votes

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

6 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
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$12.00 won 4 votes

As I picked out flowers for my mother, I noticed a man next to me juggling three boxes of candy and a large bouquet.

"What did you do wrong?" I said with a laugh.

He mumbled back, "I got married."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 6 votes

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.

Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.

When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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