The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.
She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.
The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"
Studying our wedding photos, my six-year-old asked, “Did you marry Dad because he was good-looking?”
“Not really,” I replied.
“Did you marry him for his money?”
“Definitely not,” I laughed. “He didn’t have any.”
“So,” he said, “you just felt sorry for him?”