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Mary

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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 59
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 867.00
$12.00 won 26 votes

A solar-powered computer wristwatch, which is programmed to tell the time and date for 125 years, comes with a guarantee — for two years.

26 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.

She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.

The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
$25.00 won 21 votes

If your name is on the building, you’re rich...

If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...

If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!

21 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Studying our wedding photos, my six-year-old asked, “Did you marry Dad because he was good-looking?”

“Not really,” I replied.

“Did you marry him for his money?”

“Definitely not,” I laughed. “He didn’t have any.”

“So,” he said, “you just felt sorry for him?”

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Mary" |