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Mary

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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 59
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 873.00
$12.00 won 11 votes

After registering for his high school classes, my son burst into the house, filled with excitement. "Dad," he announced in one breath, "I got all the classes I wanted. But I have to have my school supplies by tomorrow. I need a protractor and a compass for geometry, a dictionary for English, a dissecting kit for biology—and a car for driver’s ed."

11 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked, “Electronic cat and dog call—guaranteed to work”.

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mary" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and then jammed into a small place.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mary" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception...

The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate".

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Mary" |