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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2950
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 698.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"

The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."

The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 2 votes
 

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...

She keeps it in the trunk.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door.

"Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday?

I know," the electrician replied. "I rang three times. There was no answer, so I thought you must be out."

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 2 votes
 

A man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |