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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3386
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 938.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

4 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into the ex-President. "Hello," Bush said. "Nice weather we're having, huh?"

Moses took one look at the President, turned and ran in the other direction. The next day Moses was walking down the same street and there was Bush. Again he tried to initiate a conversation. Again Moses turned and ran away.

Bush was tired of this bizarre treatment, so the next time Moses ran away from him, Bush followed. When he caught up, he asked Moses what was wrong.

Moses said, "The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"

The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."

The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 2 votes
 

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...

She keeps it in the trunk.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |