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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3264
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 852.00
$6.00 won 2 votes
 

Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...

It's either a new car or a new wife!

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |