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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2950
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 698.00
$8.00 won 1 votes

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety.

The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no way to light their cigarettes. Finally, one of the sailors came up with a solution. He threw away one cigarette overboard.

"What are you doing?" asked one of the other sailors.

"Don't worry, this will work," he began. "The lifeboat is a cigarette lighter now!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |