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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3820
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1098.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

A farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your Dad home?"

"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."

"Well, is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she went to town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Jeffrey? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Jeffrey getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Jeffrey."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...

It's either a new car or a new wife!

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |