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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3085
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 782.00
$12.00 won 1 votes

A man went to his doctor.

When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, “My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?”

“Of course,” said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. “Will this be big enough?”

1 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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It's not hard to meet expenses...

They're pretty much everywhere.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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SLOT MACHINES...

When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're retired?"

"Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine."

2 votes

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