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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3820
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1098.00
$7.00 won 1 votes
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At a campaign stop, a voter told a candidate, "I wouldn't vote for you if you were St. Peter himself!"

"If I were St. Peter," the politician replied, "you wouldn't be in my district."

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

2 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

2 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.

The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |