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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3368
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 938.00
$7.00 won 1 votes
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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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Don't argue with an idiot...

People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas.

I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card last week.

They attached the stamp with a staple.

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I had some words for my wife...

She had some paragraphs for me!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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