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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3368
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 938.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$6.00 won 1 votes

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

Due to recent cutbacks...

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!

1 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags,

Please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray,

As for my belly, Please take it away.

Keep me healthy, Keep me young,

And thank you Lord, For all you've done.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |