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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3820
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1098.00
$5.00 won 3 votes
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All power corrupts...

But what can we do, we need electricity!

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 1 votes

A man went to his doctor.

When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, “My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?”

“Of course,” said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. “Will this be big enough?”

1 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

It's not hard to meet expenses...

They're pretty much everywhere.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |