What is a Pessimist?

The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.

A man went to his doctor.

When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, “My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?”

“Of course,” said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. “Will this be big enough?”

It's not hard to meet expenses...

They're pretty much everywhere.

A man leaves on Friday to go to Chicago.

He stays three days and returns on Friday.

How was that possible?


Friday was the name of his horse.