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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3759
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1079.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're retired?"

"Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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