Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.
Roshan: How did you hurt your head?
Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other!
Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?
Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...
What is the healthiest insect?
A vitamin bee!