Past Winners

I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect."

Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect."

Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?

Student: $10.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My brother won't give me any money.

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.