Past Winners

A Doctor and an Advocate loved the same girl. The Doctor gave her a rose daily and the advocate gave the girl an apple.

The girl got confused and asked the Advocate, "There is a meaning in giving rose in love. Why are you giving me an apple?"

Advocate answered: Because, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband...

You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue.

Teacher: If you are on the moon, what will happen to your weight?

a) Increase
b) Decrease
c) No change
d) Can not be predicted…

Student : Decrease

Teacher: Why?

Student : You will not get good food!!!

I broke my finger today, but on the other hand, I'm completely fine!