military jokes

What are the 3 most dangerous sayings in the Navy???

1. An Ensign saying "I learned this at the Academy"
2. A Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience"
3. A Navy Chief saying "Hey, watch this"

Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.

How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”

Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.
Soldier: Which one is Will?