misc jokes

Q: A Antartian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: A Antartian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Antartian parade.

Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: He moved.