Best Jokes

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

After struggling for many hours deep within the forest
of stately hardwoods, the new lumberjack finally quit. He just couldn't hack it.

Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?
A: Taxes

Q: What is sure confidence?
A: Solving crossword puzzles with a fountain pen.