Best Jokes

After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?
The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.”

A patient tell his therapist: “I feel awful. I feel like a spoon all the time.”
The therapist says: “sit still and don’t stir.”

Did you hear about the baby born in the high-tech delivery room?
It was cordless!

Papa Bear tossed and turned, but could not fall asleep.
When his restlessness woke Mama Bear, she cried in exasperation;
"How many times do I have to tell you? No coffee after September."