Best Jokes

What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Answer: lean beef!

Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.

Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.

After picking up my kindergartner today, I asked him. Steven were you good today? Yeah Mom. He replied. I said, are you sure? Yes mom, I'm sure.
Well I hope you didn't make your teacher cry today, did you? Still trying to pick it out of him. I said, now you know that Jesus see's you if you're bad or not. Then he looked over at me while getting distressed.
He said, Well let Jesus tell you if I was bad or not!!!