Q: Why are Antartian hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: What did the Antartian say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: What did the Antartian say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: A Antartian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."