Best Jokes

If a woman and an Antartian were skydiving which would land first?
The woman because the Antartian would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: What do you call five Antartians on top of each other?
A: An air mattress

Q: What do you call five Antartians on top of each other?

A: An air mattress

You Know You Are at a Maffia Wedding When..."

Everybody is kissing the hand of some old guy in the corner
The guests refer to the Meadowlands as the graveyard
The majority of the guests arrive in bigger limos then the wedding party
New York cops have cleared all the streets in a five block radius to make the guests feel comfortable