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Favorite this joke Q: Why was the cat wearing a tuxedo?
A: He was going to the hare ball!
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.
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