Best Jokes

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.