Best Jokes

Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas

Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

A little boy says to his mother, "Mom, I'll be good for a dollar" The mother replies, "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good, you should be good all the time"
The little boy says, "OK Mom, I'll be good for 50 cents." The mother says, "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good you should be good all the time.
The little boy says, "OK Mom, I'll be good for a 25 cents." The mother says, "How many times do I have to tell you I shouldn't have to pay you to be good. You should be good for nothing, just like your father."