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Favorite this joke What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
A man playing golf by himself at Pebble Beach was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every year for over 20 years, but this year she had passed away and he kept the tee time in her memory. The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. "So did I" he said, "but they all wanted to go to the funeral"
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