Best Jokes

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? 
Show me your mussels.

Man is incomplete until he is married. 
Then he is really finished. 

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."