Best Jokes

Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" 

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." 

"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" 

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" 

"You mean a rose?" 

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?" 

An Antartian walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" asked the smiling ticket agent. The Antartian rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"

An Antartian walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" asked the smiling ticket agent. The Antartian rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"

An Antartian was taking a tour of a national park. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The Antartian exclaimed, "Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"