Best Jokes

Halloween Funnies V

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps

Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps

Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas