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Resolutions You Can Keep...

1.) Gain at least 30 pounds.

2.) Read less.

3.) Stop exercising.

4.) Watch more TV.

5.) Procrastinate more.

6.) Start being superstitious.

7.) Spend more time at work.

8.) Stop bring lunch from home and eat out more.

9.) Sleep more.

10.) Start a new bad habit.

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